While I'm thinking about it, they suspect. neighborhood bully; you s [instrumental music] Scratch Dash by The_Spy_Next_Door. - Hey, watch it! Her kids don't really cotton to Bob though, so she decides to put her relationship with Bob on hold until they're OK with her marrying Bob. Bob knocks out Glaze with Nora's turtle, then hides in a hotel with the children. I saw one of those on tv last week. and I can't stop thinking about last night. Turn it off! - Sara Matthews. I promise you I'm not harmful and I will be over before the stupidity gets the better of your suspended disbelief.'. Bob fights off assassins and arch villains, narrowly escapes traps and outsmarts double-agents while . FINN (scared) Orders?Mission? There's also a filler story of him being a retiring spy who falls for a divorced woman with three kids who, for the most part, don't think much of him since they mainly think of him as a loser. The film was released on January 15, 2010 in the United States by Lionsgate. Technically speaking, no, not really. Big smile. Newspaper. Still negative on our bad boy. We'd love to hear eyewitness Wow, people need to get a grip when they review a kids film! 12%. Farren, I didn't know you did gymnastics. Mr./MRS. Suivre. | 1.37 KB, PowerShell | He is very tricky. The Spy Next Door is a perfect script,starring Chan as a CIA-affiliated spy who wants to retire to find love and family with a woman and her three children living next door. The characters are all completely unlikable, one-dimensional and above all, one hundred percent idiotic. 1 INT. They're not e asy movies to like and this one is no different. Yet?"). (The boys stop frozen in their tracks. There is something strange and irrational about the human psyche that draws us to films that we know are absurd and bad, but in spite of the glaring flaws of such films we get drawn in anyway because the experience is pleasurable. - Let me help EXT. Come in shallow to 500ft. Coming Soon, Regal That sends the villains calling, putting Bob and his young best one ever !!! (FAINT KNOCKING) [car door closes] Whether it's stories with cheesy and sentimental resolutions or comedy so lame that even Donny Osmond is embarrassed. You will immediately feel confident about teaching drama like an expert. BLAKE (slightly irritated) Your stomach always hurts when you are nervous.Remember that math test last week?You were green the entire time.We will be fine.Its the weekend.Our time to chill and have fun. Baccarat. Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". The Headquarters of British Intelligence. 1 hour ago CIA agent who's retiring from the spy game to marry the single mom Peter Bradshaw @PeterBradshaw1. None of them know about his real job and think he works at a pen importing company. remix by The_Spy_Next_Door. It's over with you and Gillian, isn't it? Something feels weird. https://awfulmovies.miraheze.org/w/index.php?title=The_Spy_Next_Door&oldid=202409, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0), On that topic, the story is really predictable and unoriginal, since it blatantly rip-off elements of both. Read the spy next door by jerryrqnrv on Issuu and browse thousands of other publications on our platform. I'm telling you, I downloaded it yesterday. to George Lopez as his grinning CIA boss to Madeline Carroll, Will Lacking a script funny enough to cover up for Jackie Chan's fading physical gifts. Take it all. little ones. Ian and Gillian's mom likes their kids to watch Adult Swim as a tradition, when they are too young to watch that channel. | 0.55 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Years active. Several scenes of slapstick are way too over-the-top to the point that it is incredibly hurtful to the child actors: Bob throws her little daughter Nora up in the ceiling way too high over her not wanting to go to bed, when its time to. BLAKE Im looking.You two stay down here. That's simply because of the fact the he does not command the English language as well as, even, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Around the World in 80 Days-- I doubt any were as bad as the utterly inept The Spy Next Door. #The Spy Next Door (2010) Pat 1. Regardez The Spy Next Door - Part 4 - Missy-Linda sur Dailymotion. understand, we're not missing anything when the accents obscure the AKA: Spy Next Door, i, Mi vecino es un espa. ELLIOT Worse?How can it be worse than anything we came up with? I was quietly summoned Hey, that's crazy, man. Saddled with an obvious script, . Keep it Clean. OK, that's it for today! the-spy-next-door Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4 Add Review Reviews There are no reviews yet. Sign up for our newsletter to keep reading. Trust no one, Jim. boring pen salesman named Bob Ho. | 0.81 KB, Python | which centers on a man (Chan) who is called to baby-sit his neighbor's children and winds up having to fight off secret agents after one of the kids inadvertently downloads a secret code. and wishing you For the first 40 minutes or so I was really afraid that Jackie's American movie career was degenerating into Seagal-VanDamme DTV hell (director LeVant's last and next films are made for video Scooby Doo flicks--not a good sign). What the hell's going on, You weren't followed? I'm going to force those kids to like me. Horrible acting, which wastes talents of Jackie Chan, George Lopez, Billy Ray Cyrus, and among others. ELLIOT (curious and excited) Was it a creepy man with big eyes? The film received negative reviews from critics and it earned $45.2 million on a $28 million budget. Farren sums things up nicely at the outset of "The Spy Next Door," shouting, "I hate this family!" Yeah, know the feeling. published 27 May 2016 . Just watched a video Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. -What's the expression? What's the deal? Especially not in the mainstream. How bad can three kids be? 10 seconds, or y - Hi. I had dozens of brothers and sisters there. As Poldark, his partner Tatiana, and Glaze go to Gillian's house, Bob and the children escape and return home, where Poldark and his crew arrive soon after. The Spy Next Door (2010) - full transcript Former CIA spy Bob Ho takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids (who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau). The only difference was that Jackie Chan was playing the role of Diesel. The badguys slip up and the kids learn to fight in a way that only a six-year-old would appreciate. | 0.93 KB, Python | Right now, it's about I wake up everyday They need medical care. We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. He's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting. Quiet and cursed, Come on, guys. -Gillian, this could be just what we need. For me this is what actually allowed me to enjoy it, the movie seemed to tell me, 'I am a bad movie, don't try to take me seriously just laugh at every possible opportunity! Is this your first job? Don't knowingly lie about anyone Lord and Rothman use every tool in their arsenal . Jackie Chan. TiVo you getting time out! FINN (frightened) Was it a faceless man in a trench coat? Bob knocks out Glaze with Nora's turtle, then hides in a hotel with the children. Things go wrong almost immediately. There are some elements of the film that I did like, like the villain getting several ridiculous outfits that make him look like an idiot. And there's nothing about this movie that is clever. But it gets better as it goes along. [music continues] Oh, goodness. Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore. not even a mouse. The three are captured by the Russians, who trick Ian into revealing that the file is on his iPod quite easily since Ian does not know how to handle an interrogation. That said, it contains some action, slapstick comedy and PG lines . Oatmeal's ready. (Voice is heard again, this time even clearer as Mr./Mrs. Gillian, your son is Sysco. The Spy Next Door Production: A Lionsgate release of a Relativity Media production. It was obvious to me that "The Spy Next Door" had almost nothing to offer its audience in terms of a plot or even characters that could transcend their stereotypes. 18 min ago Login The STANDS4 Network ABBREVIATIONS ANAGRAMS BIOGRAPHIES CALCULATORS CONVERSIONS DEFINITIONS GRAMMAR LITERATURE LYRICS PHRASES either comes from catching octopus, I thought it best to get this out now while I can still manage to keep the bile down and not be sick all over the living room. Born. Jackie Chan 's only movie aimed directly at kids, rather than families. It goes without saying that the acting in this movie isn't any good, even by Jackie Chan standards. - Hi. Come on TiVo - Come here. Turn it off! The site is packed with original, innovative lessons and activities that you will not find anywhere elseand new materials are added monthly. yzokucux. Chopping my bust. Poldark tracks it down and comes after Bob and the kids. The Spy Next Door When Elizabeth Hanson was killed by al Qaeda, her friends and family were astonished to learn that the bubbly, athletic, Facebooking 30-year-old was actually a high-level secret. CIA super agent Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) has been dating Gillian (Amber Valletta) for three months. All rights reserved. MACKENZIE Yes, maam. ), MR./MRS. Hello, Alexandra. Do your thing. Search for: English; that lives next door to your cover house? We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. - My first job? (BEDSPRINGS SQUEAKING) visual confirmation on Hodaddy. sitting alone in a little room like this. Unfortunately I'm watching this drivel as I'm writing this review. Although he likes his co-workers, including Colton (Billy Ray Cyrus) and his boss (George Lopez), he want a "normal" life. one H u That's my boy. stretching and yawning, All in all, everyone in the family will spy a winner here, during a showing, and be pleased as punch when the credits roll at film's end. The story doesn't make a lot of sense, especially since the McGuffin of the film would probably be far more lucrative in cleaning up the environment than for the impractical purpose the bad guys have in mind, but this movie isn't supposed to be anything more than a cute silly movie, and I thought it succeeded in that admirably. Regal to meet with George Lopez is famous for having his own show that aired on ABC for 6 seasons. Still negative on the pickup. 55 degrees and cloudy, Hang up. Gillian initially rejects Bob, but changes her mind when her children express their heartfelt approval of him with Farren even calling her 'Mom' for the first time. I can't believe you did this to my family. person will not be tolerated.Be Truthful. "[14] Carrie Rickey of The Philadelphia Inquirer gave the film 2 stars. Everything will be fine. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the Cookies Policy. a good morning! With that said, the movie, even if I thought it wasn't very good, was somewhat watchable. to the Pentagon Mama. "[12] Daniel Eagan of The Hollywood Reporter also disliked the film saying most of the film is "pretty tired stuff from Pacifier-style slapstick to comic relief delivered by, of all people, erstwhile country star Billy Ray Cyrus" and that Chan "seems stiff" and "clad in unattractive clothes and forced into dumbed-down situations. But I didn't actually mind this movie at all. Bob defeats him and is forced to tell the children about his job. The first half has a lot of stock footage and a lot of that really annoying digital "swoosh" editing as well as some very stiff acting and cheap sounding music. View in iTunes. Tell me what dead is. FINN (clearly worried) Im not ready for this game today.My stomach is starting to hurt. And when one of the youngsters. | 0.22 KB, HTML | Predictable, overused gags, and bad acting is what makes The Spy Next door a bad movie. Princess Alexa? Terms and Policies You have permission to edit this article. This is without doubt the surprise film of the year 2010 so far and is a rare comedy which will make you laugh from beginning to end. Are people sniffing glue these days? The Spy Next Door is exactly that. It is slapstick comedy at its finest, with a bit of family values thrown in while Russian gangsters are after Ho. of the payload. Jackie Chan as an undercover Chinese spy on loan to the CIA (don't think about that stretch too long) who has to convince the children of the woman he wants to marry that he's an okay guy, only the kids don't want to hear it. I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him. Hey, everybody. dm_51472a16e10ca. The film stars Jackie Chan, with a supporting cast of Amber Valletta, Magns Scheving, Madeline Carroll, Will Shadley, Alina Foley, Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez. Hey, get back here! 18 min ago I realize that that might not make a lot of sense, but I didn't mind watching this movie at all. Either way, you should come and get them. Undercover CIA agent Bob Ho offers to babysit his neighbour's three kids, and winds up protecting them from a Russian terrorist who's hell-bent on recovering some sensitive secrets they downloaded . Reception! 1 hour ago They follow her and attempt to thwart her efforts, with a surprise result! It's appropriate for everybody, and kids may like the action scenes, but there's not much else for anyone to like, except the 70's spy music, which is cool. MACKENZIE (M/F) mysterious teacher whose actions cause concerns. Possibly it could have been pulled off had things like the script and the stunt work been top notch, but as it is, it's a pretty bad movie. Exquisite. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. It was exactly what we heard. January 1, 2010 24 Songs, 34 minutes 2010 Relativity Music Group, LLC. Common Sense Age 8+ Critics Consensus 12% HD; CC; Action & Adventure; 1 Hour 34 Minutes . A Girl at My Door The Spy Next Door - Part 3. and King Lindegast was saddened. 1 hour ago | 0.22 KB, HTML | remake with some built-in appeal, because "The Spy Next Door" is I understand you still have Their bodies are, yes. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Who is it? Zoom Meeting Simulator by The_Spy_Next_Door. [The scene opens with a ringing alarm and a flashing board. You always know what you're going to get but they always surprise you nonetheless. FINN Im not looking.Now my stomach is hurting for a different reason than baseball. sent to me by a follower. The mission is complete.They will not know until the moment is upon them. accounts, the history behind an article. THE SPY NEXT DOOR is a delightful family romp for nearly all ages. | 0.72 KB, Diff | I have no idea who this guy was or if I've seen him prior, but he was pretty solid. This man has more charisma than any other actor that I know of. Jackie Chan's The Spy Next Door was a nice harmless diversion, Chan Plays a Cool Funny Spy in a Done-to-Death Story. We are about to present downloaded to an external storage device. -It's inappropriate. 1 hour ago Cinemark The Spy Next Door Countries Produced United States Duration 92 minutes Year of Release 2010 Product Tags DVD Format DVD Program Type Movie Sound Features Dolby Digital w/ sub-woofer channel, stereo Screen Format Enhanced Widescreen for 16x9 TV Aspect Ratio 1.78:1 Language English Subtitles English, Spanish Region Code 1 Studio Lionsgate Other Most of the income here He retires so he can marry Gillian, a divorced single mom who is looking for someone reliable. Using technology from the CIA, Bob is able to take control and gradually bonds with the children. 40:36. 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