I'm gonna die. You gotta let me stay! Fiona gives Shrek a suspicious look. Hapaya! Donkey begins to head in a random direction into the forest. This one's full. Get up! Shrek pushes through the entrance's turnstile, but Donkey gets caught in it and lands on the ground with a thud. No! What are youno! This is all wrong. SHREK: Who's hungry? The guests party and dance as Donkey takes over singing the song. Shrek dispatches a few more knights with ease. Take love's true form.". Donkey makes ready to run over and pull the lever again but Shrek quickly grabs him by the tail. He opens the front door and throws the Wolf out. (stomps off). You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. No, no. The Gingerbread Man is pulled out of the milk by Thelonious and is slammed down onto a cookie sheet. The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. Next! Shrek lets out a loud belch. I like that boulder. SHREK: So, um, what did Fiona say about me? FIONA: Lord Farquaad? Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. FARQUAAD: She's married to the muffin man A door opens and the Captain of the Duloc Guards steps in. We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! VILLAGER 1: Whoa. Shrek looks up and spots that the chain is jammed above him. Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Shrek and Fiona both try to eat dinner but start crying. DONKEY: Okay, that makes me feel so much better. Among the attendees are the fairytale creatures once banished to the swamp, as well as a few Duloc Guards. Farquaad gets down on one knee and takes Fiona's hand, pulling her down sharply. Shrek turns and removes what little armor is still left attached to him. SHREK: Oh, no. Don't let them do this! Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! The mice featured in the musical have style and energy, singing together as a trio. He rushes down the tower's staircase with Fiona in tow and grabs a torch. Shrek is wary, while Donkey is downright terrified. Shrek burns his foot trying to stomp out the campfire, so Donkey pees on the fire to put it out. Two! DONKEY: Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. Very clean. FARQUAAD: Oh, anxious, are we? This was not Shrek's intention. I think I need a hug. Perched on a rock pinnacle, it was surrounded by a terrifying lake of molten lava. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud.). Shrek and Donkey look around the square, which is deserted. The Big Bad Wolf and a wizard point at each other. SHREK: It's on my to-do list, now come on! DONKEY: You are mean to me! Behind a broken wall, a giant eye opens to see an unaware Donkey. Cut to a storybook that reads "And they lived ugly ever afterTHE END". DONKEY: Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad? Oh, no! Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. Hapaya! This is all my fault. Right? Go find you own! Another man is shown walking down the hallway towards a set of doors. Fiona looks guilty, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. SHREK: Oh, I know what. Forgive me, my lord, for I was just saying a short Farquaad snaps his finger and is lifted off his horse by his guards. You're my rescuer. Hey, wait a minute! I put up signs. FIONA: Well, can I at least know the name of my champion? Behind her Donkey tumbles his way down the hill. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! shrek script no spaces. They head off. With Shrek? (looks down and yelps) I don't have any toes! DONKEY: Hmm? FIONA: No, no, it's perfect. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. Fiona's voice is heard although she isn't moving her lips. This is really good. I'm a real boy. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. Shrek steps back in shock, misunderstanding the conversation's meaning. DONKEY: All right! SHREK: Love me? The villager drops it. SHREK: Oh, yeah? Farquaad grabs ahold of his crown and puts it on. DONKEY: I guess it's just my animal magnetism. (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. What are you gonna do with that? Dragon roars, causing most of the guards to away in fear. FARQUAAD: Indeed. Oh. One? The Duloc Knights draw their weapons and slowly approach Shrek as he backs up, the crowd cheering them on. His back is to a Princess Fiona, laying upright on the bed near the window. Shrek and Fiona cross the bridge connecting the tallest tower to the rest of the castle. Shrek yanks on the door handle only for it to snap off. I really don't think this is a good idea. How about that? I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until -- Hey, no, wait. You get it? (continues to bounce and sway as he backs Donkey across the bridge). You can guess what he's famous for. Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. Two! Dead broad off the table! (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) Now--. hear no evil, speak no evil skull tattoo. The voice laughs. FIONA: Oh! I'm okay. SHREK: Oh, hey! Farquaad looks down and pulls the sheet up to cover himself as the covers rise. Lord Farquaad? Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. But, Shrek? Shrek! He throws the flower down and walks away. The Three Bears (minus Mama Bear) sit around the fire, the Pied Piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can landetc. Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh(coughs) I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings and stuff. Shrek (Script) Lyrics SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" DONKEY: Hey, where you goin'? Every night I become this. I'm a terrifying ogre! This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. That's bad. DONKEY: Right. Shrek: Alone. In the past, humans worried about beasts and godlike forces, but you don't need to fear starvation when you have grocery stores. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. SHREK: Hey! FIONA: Oh, no. "Shrek" was widely praised by critics and went on to . Please let me introduce myself. No! Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. He starts shaking it to try and relapse it from the pulley. The chain swings back and he is left dangling above her. I ain't playing no games. The dragon appears to be flattered by Donkey's compliments. SHREK: Look princess you're not making my job any easier. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Donkey crashes into a pile of knight remains, knocking over a skeleton whose helmet lands on Donkey's head. -Oh, shut up. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Dragon looks back at Donkey after him and Shrek climb off of her back. I tell him, I tell him not Fiona picks the last petal off the sunflower, smiling. DONKEY: Hey what's your problem Shrek? The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. Caso voc baixou o Script arraste o arquivo . The Big Bad Wolf is laying in the bed. I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. Donkey butts his head against it and the two struggle over it. FIONA: You just tell her she's not your true love. Shrek the Third is an action-adventure video game based on the 2007 DreamWorks Animation animated film of the same name, developed by 7 Studios, Gameloft, Amaze Entertainment and Vicarious Visions. Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. There's just me and my swamp. Um, good for me too. Donkey is frozen with fear, unable to tell who the figure is. Shrek challenges Fiona, Donkey, Puss in Boots and the others to spend the night in Lord Farquaad's haunted castle telling scary stories. She sees the rising sun, and as the sun crests the sky, she turns back into a human. The remaining guards let go of Shrek and Fiona, backing away. He's the one who wants to marry you. Not there! DONKEY: Cool. Fiona pulls her arm free from Shrek and stops running. DONKEY: What are you talking about? Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! That's another thing we have in common. (Donkey pushes Shrek up against the door) Well, maybe you do. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. SHREK: No, that'll take longer. What are you doing? Why don't you just go ask her? DONKEY: Can I say something to you? There are several functions that require your attendance, sir. OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! A large group of guards stand outside the cathedral on watch. She said I was ugly! Not there! His eyes cross and as he reaches the bottom of the slide, he groans and stumbles off. DONKEY: Well, yeah! The dragon knocks down portions of the bridge until Donkey is left staying on a lone pillar. DONKEY: But, uh, I don't have any friends. SHREK: The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming. This way! Everyone knows what happens when you find your Shrek cuts her off with a deliberate, bouncing readjustment. Hey, what are you doing? By myself, outside. Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. You look awful. No navegador na aba Whatsapp faa a combinao te teclas Ctrl + Shift + i se preferir aperte F12 (Vai abrir a aba Dev Tools) na Dev Tools Encontre a aba Console e logo em baixo, voc encontrar uma linha. Scared Shrekless. MOUSE 1: Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? FIONA: It's a spell. The crowd gasps and goes silent. Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up. Hold on. Wait wait--what are you doing?! The chain does not hang low enough for him to be able to grab Donkey and he swings over Dragon. Take a look at me. Hidden in the shadows of the cave, Fiona's eyes were sympathetic. Three? Princess, where are you? SHREK: There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. Just the word parfait makes me start slobbering. I'm making a mess. - akahunahi Oct 10, 2018 at 4:41 2 shrek script no spaces . Only an occasional torch lights the way. He goes outside to investigate, and sees Donkey assembling a line of branches and small rocks. That's why I'm better off alone. He can talk! FIONA: But this isn't right! We're going to have a tournament! my bad, he screamed the new testament of the bible. We've got a big day ahead of us. SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. The two slowly lean towards each other. Take it away! MERRYMEN: That's bad. Oh. FIONA: No! DONKEY: No. You don't need to fear harsh winters when you have central air. They all gasp as Shrek suddenly stops, having reached the end of the balcony Shrek spots a fallen column that has formed a sort of slide. This is not dignified! That's just how it has to be. Fiona smacks Shrek on the back of the head and screams in frustration. SHREK: Okay, you two, head for the exit! DONKEY: Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess! A mascot wearing a giant head resembling Farquaad stands at the end of the line. Shrek, I'm gonna die. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. The whole congregation laughs. DONKEY: Oh you're gonna love it there, Princess. All right, ogre. See?! Couldn't have been the donkey. It's hideous! Ah! He continues on. FIONA: I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude. Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. SHREK: Oh, really? Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. FIONA: Stop it. Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? SHREK: You know, she's right. A bluebird flies over to join in her song. Donkey catches up to them. The Script: https://imsdb.com/scripts/Shrek.html Amazon Music Unlimited FREE 30 DAYS: http://www.getamazonmusic.com/RAZZLE GUESTS Grant Turner: ht. Fiona demonstrates her martial arts skills and easily defeats up every last Merryman. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. SHREK: Ah, that's not very nice (Looks at Donkey and then back at Farquaad). DONKEY: But Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. I'm still afraid of the dark. After a brief silence, the crowd erupts into cheering and applause. MIRROR: And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! A voice sounds from the distance. End of story. (Picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) It's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him). Donkey stares silently at Shrek for a moment and then sits down beside him. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. MONSIEUR HOOD: Oh! DONKEY: (sniffs) Ohh! All is quiet and Fiona is nowhere to be seen. In the center of the room, Dragon has Donkey wrapped up on her tail. DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. Farquaad pulls out a dagger and holds it to Fiona's throat. Donkey: Say no more, say no more. Fiona grabs a nearby spiderweb from a tree branch and runs through the field, swinging it around to catch the bugs. (Thelonius holds up a hand mirror and smashes it with his fist.) Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. With Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews. Shrek walks off. DONKEY: Hey, hey, come back here. MONSIEUR HOOD: But I'm not greedy. I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. FARQUAAD: Indeed. Shrek pauses to look around and heads for a set of wooden doors. Yeah. The exit's over there! The bee, of. Who's hiding them? Geppetto takes the money and walks off. FIONA: Lord Farquaad, I accept. Just look at that sunset. SHREK: No! She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles to keep up with her. [Gasps] Guard 2: Move it along. They end get into a cat fight and Dragon catches the bouquet instead. DONKEY: There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for. The pair start making their way through the hallways of the dragon's dark and spooky keep. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. DONKEY: Hey, now. (he holds out his onion). FARQUAAD: Uh, Thelonius. Shrek turns to leave and Fiona quickly sits upright. DONKEY: I'm gonna take drastic steps. Look, I ain't never seen you like this before. Listen to me! There is a montage of their journey. FIONA: But wait, Sir Knight! Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! They gaze into each other's eyes longingly. Blue flower, red thorns Donkey marches off, still chanting, until he is out of earshot. FARQUAAD: Ugh! Ha, ha! She closes the door. Fairy tale creatures." [Sighs] Guard 1: All right. Well was it something you ate? Help me! Does that sound good to you? Knights, new plan! Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. Easy! Shrek glances at the soldiers still aiming their crossbows and then turns back to Farquaad. Shrek stares at Fiona in astonishment, and then grins. After opening at No. What's your name? Donkey steps outside and talks to himself. SHREK: Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? DONKEY: Why don't you want to talk about it? He's really quite a chatterbox. Okay, um, ogres are like onions. SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. Fiona points downwards at a small arrow jutting out of Shrek's behind. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know-- and I'm not sayin' I do, 'cause I don't -- she's a princess, and I'm Shrek tosses the spit aside and trudges away. Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. The crowd boos. The princess and the unknown man land on a limb high above in the trees It is none other than Monsieur Hood, also known as Robin Hood. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Whoa, whoa, whoa. (he runs inside the hut). You know, I'd better go inside. Where did that come from? I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! Okay, I'm on it. GUARDS: He's getting away! DONKEY: It is, around your half. Fiona backs up and gives Shrek a sheepish smile. I got a great idea! FARQUAAD: PrincessFionashe's perfect. The crowd gasps and one person faints. Fiona starts a playful shoving match with Shrek, with Shrek ultimately flinging her into the bushes. That's the last thing on my mind. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? Shrek turns, takes note of the princess and walks across the room over to her. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. All except for one with an image of Farquaad on it, which Dragon breaks with her fist. FARQUAAD: Brave knights! Fiona walks out of the cave and glances at Shrek and Donkey who are still sleeping. Of course! The game was published by Activision on May 15, 2007, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, Wii, Windows, Nintendo DS, and Game Boy Advance . Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. DONKEY: (Nervously to himself) Okay, don't look down. DONKEY: Yeah, I know. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? Shrek grins and gets up while Donkey is still crossing, launching him back to the other side. FIONA: I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. Later that night Shrek and Donkey are sitting around a campfire. Guard 3: Give me that! Incredible! (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? There is no such thing as a "Shrek script google doc." Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy film loosely based on the 1990 fairy tale picture book of the same name by William Steig. Thank you very much! A bright fire shines on the screen and Farquaad covers his eyes. Come on! We can keep going. You can't catch me. Shrek: You're bothering me. I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet. FIONA: Shrek! Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! GET THE PDF. Please welcomeCinderella! You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Donkey sheepishly smiles and Shrek sighs in annoyance. So you just shut up and pay attention! I said I like it FIONA: Good morning. (Get spooked and gasps) 'Cause there's nothin' wrong with bein' afraid. You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! They begin to sing along with Monsieur Hood. Onions have layers. It's no wonder why movie fans won't let go of the idea of Shrek 5. A single light shines in the window of the tallest tower. Fiona belches, stopping Shrek and Donkey in their tracks. Shrek and Donkey step out onto the arena but don't seem to be noticed. Dragon ends up in front of them and breathes fire. I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. She looks down and spots the sunflower left by the door. Shrek gestures towards the group and Fiona stands with her mouth wide. Oh, good Lord. FARQUAAD: Oh, this is precious. Donkey, frantic, begins to scamper around hysterically. DONKEY: Who said that? This is good. The princess here was just--. He clears his throat and the table is lowered. Dragon lets out a defeated cry, then gives a sad whimper. FARQUAAD: Congratulations, ogre. DONKEY: You want me to read you a bedtime story? DONKEY: Let me get this straight. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. SHREK: Okay! I like that. There are those who thinklittle of him. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. FIONA: I tell him, I tell him not. Donkey faints and falls into a pile of leaves. She smiles and then continues walking, singing softly. SHREK: Well, they're also great in stews. Donkey looks confused, the joke is once again lost on him. It's preposterous! Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. She hurries over to him. Shrek and Donkey gaze out into the crater. Donkey looks suspiciously over at the large pile of firewood already piled up. I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good. Oh, no, no. I'm not through with you yet. You're just reeking of feminine beauty. It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me--. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. The masked man is dunking what looks to be a small person into the glass of milk. Captain of the Guards: Next! Soft music plays in the background. Yes, that's it. DONKEY: You can't do this to me, Shrek. Fiona smacks her reflection in the water, which splashes water onto Donkey. Do you know the muffin man? (Shushes Donkey). Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before loudly roaring in is face. Its all very ominous. MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. No! GINGERBREAD MAN: Don't tell him anything! The Merry Man shoots an arrow at Fiona but she ducks out of the way. Donkey stops by a river where he finds Dragon crying, both of them happy to see each other. Ogres are like onions! He walks up to the door and pauses outside when he hears Donkey and Fiona talking. Keep on moving. That's my princess! (throws one leg at Gingy) You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world (crumbles his other leg into dust). #Arts & Entertainment#Movies#shrek the musical Edit 1 view 1 editor edited 1+ month ago Home Tip: Highlight text to annotate itX Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. DONKEY: Well you at least gotta tell Shrek the truth. VILLAGER 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. (his nose grows). Three! SHREK: (holds up a mug of beer) Can't we just settle this over a pint? FIONA: Well --yes, actually! SHREK: Ah! SHREK: Oh, yeah! The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them. I'll find those stairs. An ogress emerges from the cloud of flour, approaching Donkey. She's lifted up into the air and she hovers while the magic works around her. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment? (laughs). FIONA: I'm sorry, but it has to come out. I didn't invite them. I don't want to rush into a a physical relationship. Come on! All right, hop on and hold on tight. It just needs a few homey touches. Farquaad looks at her approvingly and the Captain claps. Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. VILLAGER 1: Back! Shrek picks Fiona up and slings her over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes. FARQUAAD: I'm not the monster here, you are. I am Lord Farquaad. The mascot screams at the sight of Shrek and begins running through the roped path to get to the front gate. I'd step all over it. After breaking out of the forest, the group arrives onto a small rise where an old, ruined windmill stands. SHREK: You know, I think I preferred your humming. Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! (to Donkey) You! At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. SHREK: And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. Hood brings Fiona's hand to his chest, and then carpets Fiona's arms with kisses as she pulls back in disgust. She thinks I'm a steed. But you only look like this at night. But that's why we gotta stick together. Look, I-- I talked to her last night She's --. I guess uh Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so uh.. DONKEY: Stairs? Donkey, there's no we. ), GORDER: I found some cheese. SHREK: I--there's nothing to tell. BISHOP: People of Duloc, we gather here today to bear witness to the union. Fiona glances nervously at the window, noticing the sun slowly dropping toward the horizon. Nothing would make--. [Gasping] Shrek: [Laughs] [Laughing] And stay out! I just-- I just --. FIONA: But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. She's a loaded pistol who likes pia coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'd-- uh, uh(sighs) I'm in trouble. Shrek points to her last piece of food. OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's justhe's just a little nervous. -Twenty pieces. FARQUAAD: I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! Donkey and Shrek turn to each other and burst out laughing. (pushes the coffin away). DONKEY: You know what I think? He gestures at the skeleton of a knight laying against the wall, a charred outline of a man burned into the stone behind it. Well then who was she talking about? DONKEY: Oh, you leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. THE CAPTAIN: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Shrek snatches the deed out of the hands of a guard and walks away. DONKEY: (as he's done singing and we fade to black) Oh, that's funny. Blue flower, red thorns. Now, tell me! I mean, it's late. Please! It's a compliment. (Donkey stays silent). I swear! The sooner we get to Duloc the better. The mirror shows a portrait of Princess Fiona leaning on the window of her tower. This doesn't seem to deter his interest. FIONA: Donkey! (He gets bumped from behind and he drops the mice.) MIRROR: But don't let that cool you off. DONKEY: Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. I'm a donkey. It's not like it has feelings. Shrek shakes the torch until the dwarf falls into a pond. Fiona pulls her arm from Shrek's grip. Take it away. She called me a noble steed. SHREK: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. FARQUAAD: (stepping forward) That's enough. & MAN&3& Yeah,it'llgrindyourbonesforit'sb read.&& & Shreksneaks&up&behind&themand&laughs.& Donkey whistles loudly, and Shrek looks up to see Dragon flying overhead. You're She turns to see Shrek slide down the hill and crash into Donkey. DONKEY: I don't even wanna hear it. He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. Fiona kneels down and takes Donkey's head in her arms. Nothing seems to be wrong with Donkey. They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. Shrek and Fiona kiss and the kiss fades into their wedding kiss. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. Shrek crashes through the roof of the tallest tower and into Fiona's room. SHREK: So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. I'm makin' waffles. I can change. SHREK: Yeah I know you talked to her last night. Hold on now. What you got against the whole world anyway, huh? We both have layers. SHREK: I read it in a book once. The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. FIONA: A door. by . 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